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FunnyFreaks.com > Funny Jokes > Gas Prices and shortage

People wonder why the gas prices are so high...they say it is an oil shortage well... A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in

ALASKA

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania 
and
Texas

Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!

Any Questions?

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