Welcome to FunnyFreaks.com!

Members
Username:

Password:

 Remember me
Register
Statistics
Total Files: 1,100
Played Today: 87
Overall Played: 119,516
Total Members: 10
Users online: 7 (0 members, 7 guests)
Most Popular
Redneck Special Forces (2,123 times)
Don't ask (2,027 times)
How many babies (1,921 times)
Cat on the roof (1,899 times)
Scotsman at a baseball game (1,870 times)
Newest
Crazy Nuts (234 times)
You have been Mooned (247 times)
Tennessee Farmer (256 times)
Blonde Cookbook (294 times)
Chocolate Sings (246 times)
Top Players
freaky (316 plays)
Kayle2008 (20 plays)
cleocups (12 plays)
princessnicole16 (8 plays)
darkfaerie (4 plays)
Search

FunnyFreaks.com > Dumb Laws > Washington Dumb Law
  • It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
  • All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
  • People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
  • You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
  • All lollipops are banned.
  • You are breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more than 1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner posts; cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp edges, points, or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The new Infant Crib Safety Act in California (AB 3760, Speier), Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington) states that "no commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise place in the stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that is unsafe for any infant using the crib.
  • It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
  • You are not allowed to breast feed in public.
  • When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
  • A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."

    Auburn

  • Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

    Bremerton

  • You may not shuck peanuts on the street.

    Everett

  • It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.

    Lynden

  • Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.

    Seattle

  • You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
  • Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
  • No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission.
  • It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.

    Spokane

  • TV's may not be bought on Sundays.

    Waldron Island

  • No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing. -San Juan County Ordinance NO. 7 -1995 (Passed June 7,1995)

    Wilbur

  • You may not ride an ugly horse.
File Info
Title: Washington Dumb Law
Description:
Played: 408 times
Rating: 0
Tell a Friend
Comments:
Please login or register to leave a comment.
Add this file to your website:
Related Files:
Dumb Alabama Laws Dumb Alabama Laws

(Played: 383 times)
Illinois Dumb Law Illinois Dumb Law

(Played: 413 times)
Hawaii Dumb Law Hawaii Dumb Law

(Played: 378 times)
Iowa Dumb Law Iowa Dumb Law

(Played: 384 times)
Connecticut Dumb Law Connecticut Dumb Law

(Played: 347 times)
Copyright © 2006 FunnyFreaks.com. All files and descriptions copyright © to their respective owners. Displayed for educational purposes only. All rights reserved.