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- Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
- It is considered an offense to shower naked.
- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the
edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
- It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon
owner.
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be
paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she
shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Big Pine Key
- It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will
have to go to jail.
Cape Coral
- It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a
clothesline.
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Daytona Beach
- Sec. 10-56. While intoxicated, under influence of narcotics, prohibited.
It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the
Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the
influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or
her normal faculties are impaired. (Code 1955, ? 28-64)
- Sec. 18-2. Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by property
owner or by city at owner's expense; notice and hearing; lien for expenses.
(a) The existence of weeds, trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or
other refuse on any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has
caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause the property to
become infested, or inhabited by rodents, vermin or wild animals, or may
furnish a breeding place for mosquitoes or threatens the public health,
safety or welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely affects and
impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent property, is declared to
constitute a public nuisance and is hereby prohibited.
- Sec. 22-44. Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any
person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent, tenant, or otherwise, to
store or deposit, or cause or permit to be stored or deposited, any
abandoned, junked or discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any
public or private property within the city. (Code 1955, ? 20-11)
- The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Hialeah
- Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
- Sec. 3-1. Bird sanctuary declared. (a) It is hereby declared that all
territory embraced within the corporate limits of the municipality shall be
a bird sanctuary. (b) It shall be unlawful for any person within the
municipality to shoot, trap or in any manner kill, wound or maim any bird of
any kind, or at any time to throw at any birds of any kind any missile with
slingshots or any other weapon, or to disturb their eggs or their young or
their nests. (Ord. No. 8-59, ?? 1, 2, 8-10-59)
- Jupiter Inlet Colony Inlet
Key West
- Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
Miami
- Sec. 8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a bicycle
unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal
audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be
equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or
whistle. (Code 1967, ? 8-3; Code 1980, ? 8-3)
- It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Pensacola
- A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a
bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
- It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the
contents of the barrel.
- Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their
person.
Pinecrest
- In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained. Sec.
12-23. Registration required; application; transferability; false
statements. (a) All persons must complete and submit to the village an
emergency contact registration form for their alarm if they operate or cause
to be operated an alarm system in the village. A separate registration is
required for each alarm system. Upon receipt of a completed registration
form, the police department shall issue a numbered alarm sticker to the
applicant to facilitate retrieval of registration information. (Ord. No.
97-17, ? 1, 10-14-97)
Sanford
- Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide"
theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
Sarasota
- You may not catch crabs.
- If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
Tampa Bay
- It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
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