A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his
patients to a baseball game.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to
respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived. Everything went
quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,
"Up, Nuts", and the patients complied by standing
up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down, Nuts", and they
all sat back down in their seats

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer,
Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against
the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled,
"Booooo, Nuts" and they all started booing and cat
calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided
to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant
in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What
in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going
just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,
"PEANUTS!"