A Teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. Human Beings are the only animals that stutter, She says.

A little girl raises her hand. I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, said tell us about your stuttering kitty-cat.

Well, she began, I was in the back yard with my kitty and a big dog a Rottweiler lives next door jumped over the fence into our yard!

That must've been scary, said the teacher.

It sure was, said the little girl. My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss and before he could say Shit, the Dog ate him!